IN A WORLD WHERE SOCK PUPPETS RULE, THE UNION STORE PROPHETS SEE THE FUTURE.
We're not just any ordinary group of sock puppets. Oh no, we're the chosen ones, chosen to guide the fate of the world.
Our prophecies are not just vague predictions, but specific, actionable advice on how to navigate the treacherous waters of puppeteered politics.
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